Under Cover Art

I was tagged by 5 nude men. No. Scratch that. No. Don’t do that either… Oh, boy. I’m gonna get in trouble for this…! “CALL ME ART” I first caught your attention at the local gallery But I was only in there because I had to pee. Concerning all things cultural, I know that Im a rube. Would you prefer if I were framed and in the nude? Well then, hang me on the wall and call me Art. Stick me in a vase, if you think it very smart. Give me a pose to pose and Ill gladly play the part Hang me on the wall and call me Art. You asked about Bernini. I said I like em hot Smothered in lots of butter with marmalade on top. You asked if I liked Watteau. I said that its okay. They say you should drink 8 glasses every day. You said you liked Leonardo I thought DeCaprio. Whats that Michael guys last name, Michael, uh, OH Angelo! Well, hang me on the wall and call me Art. Stick me in a vase, if you think it very smart. Drape a fig leaf over my utmost private part Hang me on the wall and call me Art. I cant tell a Wren from a Mies van der Roe. Or that English guy John Turner from that little guy Piccaso! Well, hang me on the wall and call me Art. Stick me in a vase, if you think it very smart. Give me a pose to pose and Ill gladly play the part Hang me on the wall and call me Art. (Mr. Arthur if youre nasty!) Hang me on the wall and call me Art.